I cannot follow patterns, add numbers, and I don't know any other way to stitch than I do already. I barely have enough patience to wait for the oven to preheat. If that. So this, my friends, is a feat of freaking genius for me. Observe: I found this dress at savers and loved it EXCEPT that it was full length. Barf all over that shit.
And then the sky opened up, I picked up some pins and a needle and thread, and low and behold, I sewed A HEM. BY MYSELF. AND IT LOOKS NORMAL... CUTE EVEN.
I'm awesome.
